If Zombies Attack...meme

What my plans would be if zombies attacked (there's a rumour that there's going to be on on the 21st December 2012. Better bloody not because that's the night before my 18th birthday! ) . Original meme from here: [link] but stolen from Annika

EXPLANATIONS

Last words: Because I suck at final words. Really, I think that's what I'll be saying when zombies decide to take me though.

Headwear: BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR A FEZ, OKAY?

Clothing (upper): Biker jacket, because it would be tough, and a summer dress because they're my favourite thing to wear.

Clothing (lower): Red tights, because my legs would get cold otherwise, and biker boots, again, because they're though.

Main weapon: A purple handgun, JUST BECAUSE.

Secondary weapon: A hella big pole. Useful.

Inventory: My iPod, can't be without it!

Battle anthem: Sick Muse by Metric because it's just one of those songs with power that you need to play as loud as possible. [link]

Vehicle: Okay, helicopters are slow moving, but that's why I've gone for an army one. As far as I know, a zombie would have no chance of getting at me if I was in the sky.

Stronghold: Supermarkets are cliched, but where else would I find all the necessities? Morrisons ftw.

Location: Glasgow. My theory is, it's big, so the zombies are more sparse, and in a life-or-death situation, I'd team up with some tough weegie thugs, equipped with knives.

Sidekicks: and . We'd be some zombie-batting team!